knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just
“Did you press the stop button?” “No. Did you?” “No.”
#I just get the feeling #that Qui-Gon spent the first forty years or so of his afterlife#pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head in dismay at these two #like#”where did I go wrong?” #”how did they both end up so dumb?” #”what have I done to the universe?”
But at least they’re pretty.
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Happy birthday !
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VICTORIOUS MEME - THREE SHIPS (1/3): BADE
"I just think I like to date a girl who, you know, fights back. ”
"Because it’s not easy, easy’s boring.”